Archive for the ‘Touts & Hasslers’ Category

Touts & Hasslers We Love to Hate: The Taxi Driver

First impressions count. Leaving the airport, travellers normally travel through the ugliest urban landscape a country can offer and the first person we meet is the taxi driver.

Where found
Either circling like vultures around the streets or hanging around in packs outside cheaper transport hubs. Like rats you are unlikely to be further than ten metres away from a taxi driver. Not that we are implying taxi drivers are like rats. Really, we’re not.

Modus Operandi
Beep, lie, drive, lie again, overcharge, repeat.

Touts & Hasslers we Love to Hate: The Ungrateful Beggar

It is not nice being poor. I wouldn’t want to have to beg. But if I did I would at least be grateful to people that gave me money just for stretching my arm. Wouldn’t you be too?

BeggarsWhere found
Any developing country, London, the USA, everywhere. Switzerland?

Modus Operandi
Walks, limps or hops up to you, stretches out hand and asks for money. When you give what you feel should be a reasonable amount (hey it’s free money, even I can eat three times today for that amount in this country) he looks insulted and wants more.

Touts and Hasslers we Love to Hate: The Follower

New in town, you know where you want to stay and have shook off the Meeter & Greeters. Only problem is you still have to get to your choice of accommodation and… Is that guy following us?

Annoying people that follow you to get a commission

"I saw it first"

Where found
Attached to you like a leech.

Modus Operandi
Unlike the Meeter & Greeter, the Follower doesn’t work for any one place, he works for everyone and no one. Alongside you at first, then a few steps behind once you have made it clear you don’t want his help, he will take you to any hotel you want, even if you get there first.

Touts and Hasslers we Love to Hate: The Rude Fat Kid

It started innocently enough. A few children were hanging around the school gates waiting to go home when a coach load of foreigners pulled up outside that pile of old ruins next door and, without even being asked, handed out money and sweets to the kids just for looking cute. What nice people, the children thought and wondered, if they hung around tomorrow, if it would happen again?

Where found
Wherever children live or go to school near major tourist sites visited by rich tourists that don’t know any better.

Touts and Hasslers we Love to Hate:The Meeter and Greeter

Get off a bus or train in some towns and you will be treated to a rapturous reception. Everyone wants to know your name and business and, most especially, where you will be staying in their town.

Meeter greeter tout

"My hostel is the cleanest, bestest hostel in Egypt - all the others are closed for repairs"

Where found
You don’t find them, they will find you. He knows all the train, bus and boat timetables better than his own face and spends his time scuttling from one transport arrival to another. M & Gs are usually young men with a vehicle who work for a hotel except in Greece where they are a canny middle aged Greek lady with a spare room, dressed in black, on a scooter.

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